Knock Knock Jokes 2
More of those 'Oh that's awful' jokes. Don't forget to read them aloud a few times if you are struggling to 'get' the joke (they are pretty corny tho' )
Knock knockWho's there?AlisonAlison who?Alison to the radio every day | Knock knockWho's there?AllocateAllocate who?Allocate, how are you dear? |
Knock knockWho's there?AmandaAmanda who?Amanda fix the tv for you
| Knock knockWho's there?AmmoniaAmmonia who?Ammonia a little kid, I can't reach the doorbell |
Knock knockWho's there?AmsterdamAmsterdam who?Amsterdam tired of these awful jokes | Knock knockWho's there?ArmageddonArmageddon who?Armageddon outta here |
Knock knockWho's there?BernadetteBernadette who?Bernadette my sandwich
| Knock knockWho's there?CandyCandy who?Candy cow really jump over the moon? |
Knock knockWho's there?CarmenCarmen who?Carmen get it | Knock knockWho's there?CashCash who?Always knew you were nuts |
Knock knockWho's there?CigaretteCigarette who?Cigarette life if you don't weaken | Knock knockWho's there?ColleenColleen who?Colleen up this mess please |
Knock knockWho's there?ColinColin who?Colin the doctor, not feeling well | Knock knockWho's there?CostaCosta who?Costa fortune to get the bus you know |
Knock knockWho's there?CosyCosy who?Cosy who's knocking at the door please | Knock knockWho's there?DatsunDatsun who?Datsun old joke |
They don't get any better do they???? More of these later