Knock Knock Jokes 2

More of those 'Oh that's awful' jokes. Don't forget to read them aloud a few times if you are struggling to 'get' the joke (they are pretty corny tho' )

Knock knock

Who's there?

Alison

Alison who?

Alison to the radio every day 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Allocate

Allocate who?

Allocate, how are you dear?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Amanda

Amanda who?

Amanda fix the tv for you

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ammonia

Ammonia who?

Ammonia a little kid, I can't reach the doorbell

Knock knock

Who's there?

Amsterdam

Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam tired of these awful jokes

Knock knock

Who's there?

Armageddon

Armageddon who?

Armageddon outta here

Knock knock

Who's there?

Bernadette

Bernadette who?

Bernadette my sandwich

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Candy

Candy who?

Candy cow really jump over the moon?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Carmen

Carmen who?

Carmen get it

Knock knock

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

Always knew you were nuts

Knock knock

Who's there?

Cigarette

Cigarette who?

Cigarette life if you don't weaken

Knock knock

Who's there?

Colleen

Colleen who?

Colleen up this mess please

Knock knock

Who's there?

Colin

Colin who?

Colin the doctor, not feeling well

Knock knock

Who's there?

Costa

Costa who?

Costa fortune to get the bus you know

Knock knock

Who's there?

Cosy

Cosy who?

Cosy who's knocking at the door please

Knock knock

Who's there?

Datsun

Datsun who?

Datsun old joke

They don't get any better do they???? More of these later


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