Knock knock jokes 5
Say them slowly and carefully to get the joke/pun!
Knock knockWho's there?LettuceLettuce who?Lettuce in, and I'll tell you |
Knock knockWho's there?LisaLisa who?Lisa you can do is open the door! |
Knock knockWho's there?Little old ladyLittle old lady who?Didn't realise you could yodel! |
Knock knockWho's there?LukeLuke who?Luke through the keyhole and you'll see! |
Knock knockWho's there?MajorMajor who?Major answer, didn't I? |
Knock knockWho's there?MidasMidas who?Midas well open the door now I'm here |
Knock knockWho's there?MikeyMikey who?Mikey won't fit the lock, let me in! |
Knock knockWho's there?NadiaNadia who?Nadia head |
Knock knockWho's there?NoahNoah who?Noah don't know you either -must be the wrong address! |
Knock knockWho's there?NormaNorma who?Norma Lee I have a key
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Knock knockWho's there?OliviaOlivia who?Olivia, but I've lost my key |
Knock knockWho's there?OmarOmar who?Omar goodness, wrong house! |
Knock knockWho's there?PasturePasture who?Pasture bedtime isn't it? |
Knock knockWho's there?SaraSara who?Sara 'nother way in? |
