Knock knock jokes 5

Say them slowly and carefully to get the joke/pun!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, and I'll tell you 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Lisa

Lisa who?

Lisa you can do is open the door!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

Didn't realise you could yodel!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Luke

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Major

Major who?

Major answer, didn't I?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Midas

Midas who?

Midas well open the door now I'm here

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mikey

Mikey who?

Mikey won't fit the lock, let me in!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Nadia

Nadia who?

Nadia head

Knock knock

Who's there?

Noah

Noah who?

Noah don't know you either -must be the wrong address!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Norma

Norma who?

Norma Lee I have a key

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Olivia

Olivia who?

Olivia, but I've lost my key

Knock knock

Who's there?

Omar

Omar who?

Omar goodness, wrong house!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Pasture

Pasture who?

Pasture bedtime isn't it?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Sara

Sara who?

Sara 'nother way in?
   

 

 


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