Sleeping on the job?
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
"Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last seminar you made me attend.
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
" OH no! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost worked out a solution to our biggest problem."
"The coffee machine is broken...."
"Wow, that 'flu medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Ah, the unique and unpredictable biorhythms of the workaholic!"
"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up a contact lens without hands."
"I was admiring the workmanship that went into the creation of this desk."
"Sleeping?? NO! I have a spy-hole into the accounts department downstairs......"
We cannot guarantee they would work if you used them, so just don't fall asleep at your desk!!!
