Knock Knock jokes 1
There are so many of these that we have listed them alphabetically (more or less - there will be some 'rogue' ones that appear out of order - but they're worth it!). If you are struggling with any of them, read them aloud a couple of times - the pun will come to you!
Knock knockWho's there?AbyssiniaAbyssinia who?Abyssinia when I get back | Knock knockWho's there?AcidAcid who?Acid down and be quiet |
Knock knockWho's there?AcuteAcute who?Acute little kid | Knock knockWho's there?AdaAda who?First Ada kit |
Knock knockWho's there?AdairAdair who?Adair once, but I'm bald now | Knock knockWho's there?AdamAdam who?Adam up and tell me the total |
Knock knockWho's there?AdderAdder who?Adder you get in here? | Knock knockWho's there?AdoreAdore who?Adore stands between us; open up |
Knock knockWho's there?AhmedAhmed who?Ahmed a big mistake coming here | Knock knockWho's there?AlAl who?Al have to go if you don't open up |
Knock knockWho's there?AlbertAlbert who?Albert you don't know who this is | Knock knockWho's there?FelixFelix who?Felix my lolly he's in big trouble |
Knock knockWho's there?AlecAlec who?Alec coffee, but I don't like tea | Knock knockWho's there?AlexAlex who?Alex plain later |
Knock knockWho's there?AlexanderAlexander who?Alexander friend are coming to tea | Knock knockWho's there?AliAli who?Ali wanna do is have fun |
Yes, we know - they are terrible - and there are lots, lots more to come.......
