Humorous quotes - Technology

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." - Picasso

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done!" - Andy Rooney

"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit." - Eric Porterfield

"If computers get too powerful, we can organise them into a committee - that will do them in!!" - anonymous

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programmes, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." -anonymous

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls Royce today would cost £100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside!!" - Robert X Cringely