Insurance claim comments
These are said to be genuine statements made by people on their car insurance claims. Perhaps they should have asked somebody to read them before submission!!
| " The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end""I told the police I was not injured but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull""In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telegraph pole" |
"I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident""The guy was all over the road! I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him""An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished!" |  |
| "I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows""I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him""I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment"
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"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car""I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision, and I did not see the other car"I collided with a stationary truck coming in the opposite direction" |
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What were they thinking??
