Not very helpful!!

A male driver is pulled over by a police officer and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?

Police officer: You were driving at least 75mph in a 55mph area.

Man: No sir, I was doing 65mph.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were doing 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Police officer: I'm also going to give you a fine for your broken indicator light.

Man: Broken indicator? I didn't know about a broken indicator!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Police officer: I'm also going to arrest you for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Police officer: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he's drunk.