Put-downs and cheeky insults 5!

You're pretty as a picture, and we'd love to hang you!

If I said anything I should be sorry for - I'm glad!

I'll never forget the first time we met....although I'll keep trying!

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end, and you be yourself!

You grow on people. Like a wart!

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up!

Look, don't go to a mind-reader, go to a palmist; I know you have a palm!

I think of you when I'm lonely.....And then I'm content being alone!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice!

You're not as bad as people say......you're worse!

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the crane?