Nuts!

A man visits his aunt in a nursing home. Since she is taking a nap when he arrives,he sits in her chair, flicks through some of her magazines, and munches on some peanuts in a bowl on the table,whilst he waits for her to wake up.

"I'm so sorry auntie," he says, "but I've eaten all your peanuts whilst I waited."

Eventually, auntie wakes up, and her nephew realises that he has absent-mindedly finished the whole bowl of nuts.

"That's ok love, " she replies. "After I've sucked the chocolate off them, I'm not that keen on them anyway!"