A dirty trick
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Several attempts by them to free the car all fail. As they rest after the latest failure, they see a farmer approaching them driving some cattle before him.
The farmer stops when he sees the car, and offers to pull it out for £50. The couple readily agreed, and using the power of his cattle, the farmer has the car freed in minutes.
"Oh no" came the serious reply, "night is when I put water in that hole!" |
A couple were driving down a country lane to visit friends,when they happened upon a muddy patch covering almost the width of the road. Their car became bogged down in the mud.
"That's the tenth car I've pulled from that mud today" observed the farmer.
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The man looked at the fields surrounding them, incredulously, and asked "When on earth do you have time to plough your land? At night?"
