Special treatment
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. On arrival he sees a huge queue of people at the pearly gates. |
He joins the queue, but is astonished when, after only a few minutes Saint Peter leaves the gate, walks down the length of the queue to where the lawyer is standing, takes him by the arm and leads him to the front of the queue, where he seats the lawyer on a chair at the side of the gates.
" Wow" exclaims the lawyer "why is therespecial treatment for me? Am I more valued than I believed?"
"No." replied Saint Peter. "It's just that we have been watching your business dealings, and judging by the hours you have charged your clients for, we reckon you must be 193 years old, and in need of the chair!" |
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