Knock knock jokes 4

Knock knock

Who's there?

Gladys

Gladys who?

Gladys the weekend at last!

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Who's there?

Hannah

Hannah who?

Hannah partridge in a pear tree

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Who's there?

Hans

Hans who?

Hans off the doorbell

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Who's there?

Havanna

Havanna who?

Havanna great time out here!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Howard

Howard who?

Howard you like to be out here for a change?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ida

Ida who?

Ida get a doorbell if I were you

Knock knock

Who's there?

Imogen

Imogen who?

Imogen not having a doorbell in this day and age

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Who's there?

Irene

Irene who?

Irene and Irene, but still nobody answers.....

Knock knock

Who's there?

Isadore

Isadore who?

Isadore locked? I can't get in!

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Who's there?

Isabel

Isabel who?

Isabel necessary on a bicycle?

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Who's there?

Ivor

Ivor who?

Ivor good mind not to tell you

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Who's there?

Jewel

Jewel who?

Jewel remember when you open the door!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Juno

Juno who?

Juno what time it is?

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Who's there?

Justice

Justice who?

Justice I thought, no-one home!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Kenya

Kenya who?

Kenya guess who it is?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Lena

Lena who?

Lena a little closer and I'll tell you