Lights! Camera! Action!
The Inevitable Light Bulbs.....!
How many lighting techs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's not a lightbulb, its a LAMP!!
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How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nine...one to do it, and eight to stand around and say "I could do better than that"
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they can never find the light.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a lamp?
"Can't we just turn all the other ones up a bit?"
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How many radical feminist performance artists does it take?
Five. One to do it, and four to host a panel discussion of the
political, social, and sexual ramifications of the lamp-changing.
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How many producers?
"Sorry; a new lamp isn't in the budget."
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How many prop-masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 one to sweep up the glass and the other to pull out the base.
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How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
3...no, make it 4... on second thought 3... make it 5 just to be safe.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
11 - 1 to change the bulb, 10 to clap.
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How many lighting designers does is take to change a lightbulb?
None. Its a carefully orchestrated blackout.
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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well... Does it have to be a lightbulb? Why can't it be a candle?
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How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hmmmmmm.........Light bulb..............Allow me to ponder the changing of the bulb.
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How many stage managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I DONT CARE- JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
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How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One - the actor holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around the actor...
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Actors are props with dialogue!
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Producers are props with clipboards!
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Theatre is life
Movies are art
Television is furniture!!
