Put-downs and cheeky insults 2

 

They're back! More of those clever ways to gain the upper hand in minor conflicts.

 

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Before you give anyone a piece of your mind, be sure that you can spare it!

 

I can't help thinking that you are depriving a village somewhere of their idiot!

 

People like you who think you know everything, upset those of us who do!

 

I can understand you getting lost in thought. After all, it's unfamiliar territory for you!

 

I'm sorry if I gave you the impression that your input would have any effect on my decision.

 

Don't be so open-minded that your brain falls out!

 

 

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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid!

 

 

Thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view!

 

 

 

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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public!

 

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others........

 

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Your staff would follow you anywhere. But only out of morbid curiosity!

 

You would be out of your depth in a car park puddle!

 

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I'll try to be nicer if you'll try being smarter!

 

 

Any connection between your reality and mine is merely coincidental.

 

 

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