Business one-liners 1
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A donkey is a horse designed by a 'Study Team'! A fail-safe circuit will destroy others! A fool and his money are soon elected! A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours! A pat on the back is a few inches from a kick in the pants! |
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of trying! A committee is 12 men doing the work of one! A closed mouth gathers no foot! A good scapegoat is hard to find! After all is said and done, usually more is said than done! |
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A boss with no humour is like a job with no fun! No problem is so difficult or so great that it can't be blamed on someone else! A lack of leadership is no excuse for inaction! A little ignorance can go a long way! All things being equal, all things are never equal! |
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Any horizontal surface is soon piled up! All work and no play will make a manager! Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something! As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse! Asking a dumb question is easier than correcting a dumb mistake! |
Look out for further 'one-liners' coming up in the future. We have a HUGE collection of these for future use!!
