Sueing the devil

Heaven and Hell are actually situated next door to each other. They are separated by a substantial fence.

During a wild party held by Hell, things got out of control and God, going out to see what all the noise is about, finds the fence badly damaged.

The following day God noticed the fence had been rebuilt, but it was two feet further into Heaven than before.

"Satan," beckoned God, "you have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!"

"Sure!" laughed the devil, "And where are you going to find a lawyer?!?"

God calls the devil over and says "Look here, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agrees.

"Yeah? What if I don't?" comes the reply.

"I will sue you if I have to" answered God.