At the Vet's
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him". |  |
So, he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, and then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down"
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"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
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"No, because he's really heavy" |
Oh how corny!
(euthanasia of an animal is referred to as 'putting down'. Hence the pun!) |
