Knock Knock Jokes 3

They just will not go away will they?? More jokes to make you cringe; remember to read them aloud a couple of times if you don't understand them immediately. Here we go......

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dewey

Dewey who?

Dewey have to suffer any more of these jokes?

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dimension

Dimension who?

Dimension I've been knocking for ages?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Diploma

Diploma who?

Diploma t fixa da leak

Knock knock

Who's there?

Disaster

Disaster who?

Disaster be my lucky day

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes a very bad joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

Don Juan

Don Juan who?

Don Juan to go to school today

Knock knock

Who's there?

Donna

Donna who?

Donna make so much noise

Knock knock

Who's there?

Donovan

Donavan who?

Donavan know you!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dozen

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone answer the door here?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dummy

Dummy who?

Dummy a favour and go away

Knock knock

Who's there?

Enoch

Enoch who?

Enoch and Enoch, but nobody answers the door

Knock knock

Who's there?

Europe

Europe who?

Europening the door too slowly

Knock knock

Who's there?

Eva

Eva who?

Eva you're deaf or your doorbell doesn't work!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Felix

Felix who?

Felix-ited all over

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ferdie

Ferdie who?

Ferdie last time, open this door

Knock knock

Who's there?

Genoa

Genoa who?

Genoa any new jokes?

Look out for more of these (oh yes, there are lots more!) in the future - if you can stand any more!!

 


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