A costly cure

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "I've got trouble." he said " Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it so I get under the bed. Then I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you have help me, I'm going crazy!"he pleads

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the psychiatrist. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred pounds per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred pounds per visit? A bartender cured me for ten pounds."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"