Commentary Clangers

Oh how we love it when the commentators' mouths get so carried away that their brains cannot keep up.....

Enjoy this collection.

commentary clangers

 

1 -Stating the very obvious.

"It's a terrific Cup Final and whoever wins it might win the Cup!"

 

"The first goal for Norwich was scored by Kevin Bond who is the son of his father"

 

2- Mmm, is that possible?

"We are now into the third and final half of the game"

 

"George has become a new man like his old self"

 

commentary clangers

 

commentary clangers

 

3- The mathematics genius!

"He's scored 11 goals so far, exactly double the figure he scored last season"

 

"Southampton have beaten Brighton by 3-1. That's an exact repeat of last season's 5-1 thrashing."

 

4 -No surprise there, then

"He tried one of those impossible crosses, which on this occasion was impossible"

 

 

commentary clangers

commentary clangers

 

5- Note to self - think before speaking!

"That's the unmistakable figure of John Barnes, or is it Mo Johnston?"

 

"I promise results, not promises....."

6- Think about it, please!

"Now the familiar sight of Liverpool raising the League Cup for the first time.."

 

commentary clangers

 

Gentlemen, please engage your brains before putting your mouths into gear!! (but thank you for the laughter,too)

 


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