Chickens and books!

Two chickens walk into the public library one morning, approach the librarian and say "Buk, buk, BUK'. The librarian decides that they want books, so she selects 3, hands them over, and the chickens leave

Around mid-day the chickens return, go to the librarian and say, "buk, buk, bukook". The librarian selects another 3 books, and the chickens depart.

In the early afternoon, the chickens return once more. This time they seem anxious and perturbed, saying "buk, buk, BUK, Bukooook!" The librarian is now becoming very concerned with the issue. She hands over 4 books,and this time follows the chickens outside, and into the town.

When they arrive at the park, she hides behind a tree and watches as the chickens throw the books to a frog in the pond. As he accepts each book, the frog reads the title, flicks through a few pages, throws it back to the chickens and says "rrredit, rrredit, rrredit!!!!"