The ten IFs of employment

1. If it rings, put in on hold

2. If it clunks, call a repairman

3 If it whistles, ignore it

4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat

5. If it's the boss, look busy

6. If it talks, take notes

7. If it's handwritten, type it

8. If it's typed, copy it

9. If it's copied, file it

10. If it's Friday, forget it!