Bad day?

A man was sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He's been like that for half an hour.

Then a big, trouble-making lorry driver wanders in and stands beside him. He takes the glass from in front of the man, and drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.

The lorry driver says, "Hey, come on, I was just joking! Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."

"No, it's not that." replies the weeping man, " This day is the worst of my life.

First, I sleep in and I'm late to my office. My boss, in a rage, fires me.

When I leave the office to get my car and go home, I find it's been stolen. The police say they can do nothing.

I get a taxi to return home and when I get out I realise I have left my wallet and credit cards in there. The taxi driver ignores my cries and just drives away.

I go home and when I get there, I find my wife has left me for the gardener.

I leave home and come to this bar......... And when I'm thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!!"